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對比男人女人的經典語錄

 時間:2018-10-15 02:06:35 來源:人生格言 
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男人就像桃子,女人就像是雞蛋,男人外表很軟,里面很硬,要慢吃慢咬;女人外殼很硬,里面很軟要輕拿輕放。

 

男人和老婆的關系再差,他和岳母的關系也是好的;女人和老公的關系再好,她和婆婆的關系也是差的。

 

男人痛苦的時候無話可說,女人憤怒的時候啥話都說。

 

男人撒謊是種習慣,女人撒謊是種需要。

 

男人因為軟弱常常遭到女人們的白眼,女人憑借眼淚經常博得男人們的同情。

 

女人攢私房錢是為了將來花在老公身上,男人攢私房錢是為了將來花在其他女人身上。

 

男人在街上東張西望被稱作心懷不軌,女人在路上左瞅右瞧被叫做明眸善睞。

 

男人有錢首先換手機,然后換汽車,然后換房子,最后才換衣服;女人有錢則剛好相反。

 

男人把女朋友托付給自己的哥們照顧,最后女朋友成了哥們的老婆,哥們照當;女人把男朋友托付給姐們照顧,結果姐們成了男朋友的老婆,姐們也當不成了。

 

失敗的男人喜歡和別人比老婆,成功的女人喜歡和別人比老公。

 

男人違章停車被罰款會和交警吵一架,女人在一邊勸;女人違章停車被罰款會和身邊的男人吵一架,交警在一邊勸。

 

男人最大的煩惱是債主,女人最大的煩惱是情人。

 

男人最喜歡買而又最無用的東西是筆記本電腦,女人最喜歡買而又最無用的東西是鞋子。

 

男人善于發現老婆的缺點,女人善于發現老公的優點。

 

男人喜歡買書把書架堆滿,然后女人來看這些書。

 

男人和女人在車里吵架生氣,如果是女人開車她會猛踩剎車,如果是男人開車他會猛踩油門。

 

男人學英語是為了證明自己很行,女人學英語則證明自己已經不行。

 

男人看女人,戀愛時最漂亮,結婚后最普通,離婚時最難看,離婚后又變漂亮;女人看男人,戀愛時最誠懇,結婚后最無聊,離婚前最虛偽,離婚后又變誠懇。

 

對于男人來說,最漂亮的女人是不能得到的女人;對女人來說,最瀟灑的男人是已經擁有的男人。

 

女人總是平時怕男人色,上床又嫌男人不色;男人總是平時嫌女人騷,上床又怕女人不騷。

 

女人對男人說“我知道自己其實不漂亮”時,男人絕對不要表示同意;男人對女人說“我其實很失敗”時,女人絕對要表示反對。

 

離婚時不要財產的男人,一定不是好男人;離婚時不要財產的女人,一定是好女人。

 

男人送女人胸衣,表示想建立情人關系;女人送男人內褲,表示已經有了情人關系。

 

女人單位發了一千塊錢,她會告訴男人發了一千塊錢,告訴自己的朋友發了五百;男人單位發了一千塊錢,他會告訴女人發了五百,告訴自己的朋友發了一千五。

 

在家里最不怕老婆的男人也不敢頂撞岳母;在家里最怕老公的女人也敢頂撞婆婆。

 

男人最傻的時候是第一次穿西裝上班的時候,女人最傻的時候是第一次穿吊帶裙上街的時候。

 

男人永遠也不知道女人為什么要男人給買這買那?因為她們自己知道,其實男人真的要買,她也會阻止的,她會懂得為他省錢,而是想試試他是不是真的肯為自己花錢。

 

美女喜歡稱贊其他女人的衣服漂亮,有錢的男人喜歡吹捧別的男人收入高,最后的結果是把話題引到自己身上。

 

再聰明的女人在自己的相貌上也是糊涂的,再愚蠢的男人在女人的相貌上也是清醒的。

 

男人讀到博士是因為智商低,女人讀到博士是因為情商低。
 

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